SCENE THREE: THE STILLS
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The second vignette begins at the docks with the arrival of Mon-chan from heaven knows where as he's delivered into the greedy hands of the villanous ringleader
At the circus, Mon-chan's new home, the goofy looking critter is befriended by Mie and Kei who do their very best to make him/her/it feel right at home
Not so with the evil ringleader and his demented looking minions who make life miserable for Mon-chan by teaching him/her/it tricks, and lashing him/her/it when it flops
That night, Mon-chan, chained in it's cage and looking extremely (and laughably) pitiful gets a visit from the girls. Yo, Kei! How did you know he/her/it digs on bananas?
The next morning, the terrible trio are shocked to discover their prize catch has taken it on the lam, leaving behind a large and odoriferous parting gift
Way out in the countryside, miles away from the circus, Kei puts the pedal to the metal while Mie happily keeps Mon-chan company in the back of the truck
The girls and Mon-chan enjoy a few pleasant moments together by campfire, but, the next morning the good times come crashing down....
....when the terrible trio, determined to recapture Mon-chan catch up to the fleeing girls, leading to one of the nuttier car chase sequences captured on film
But, thanks to Kei's daredevil driving, the girls manage to escape their pursuers, while the trio winds up enjoying a hot time on the ol' highway
However, luck runs out on the girls that night when their truck runs out of gas, just as the bad guys, having stolen a fire truck catches them yet again
Desperate, the girls pile Mon-chan into a rowboat and paddle across a lake. As the trio gives chase, they meet up with one HUGE and unexpected surprise....
....that being a UFO which swoops out of the night sky and hovers over the girls and Mon-chan. All together now----BEAM THEM UP!
And, with the terribly frightened trio scurrying for cover, the UFO zooms into space with the girls, boldly going where no pop stars have gone before!
Kei: "Uh, Mie-chan? I don't think we're in Japan anymore!"
Mie: "No shit, Sherlock!"
Mie and Kei enjoy a friendly meet and greet with Mon-chan's grateful parents, before the realization sets in that they're now a L-O-N-G way from home
Alien experimentation on humans for fun and profit. Well, by golly, it looks like Fox Mulder was right after all----the truth IS out there!
Now you see them----now you don't! Trust me, folks, the girls are most definitely invisible! Music director, please cue up "Tomei Ningen" for our listening pleasure!
Back on Earth, our invisible heroines go about doing good deeds. They start in a park where they literally get the drop on some low life pervs terrorizing helpless schoolgirls
Next up: a boorish, noodle slurping buffoon who cuts in front of a hapless girl at the bus queue, but he swiftly gets his well deserved comeuppance
Clever crooks digging underground and using dynamite to break into a bank vault? Not on Pink Lady's watch! And the second vignette ends.
